To whom it may concern

[xp_wallflower]

I am kidnapping one Douglas Ramsey for a period no shorter then four hours for dinner and relaxation. I do not think that there could be anything that anyone could possibly need us for that wouldn't be solved by a little teamwork.

In other words, don't call us, we'll call you.

(If there actually is an emergency, we both have our phones on us. But seriously, don't have an emergency. )