No. It's all true. Green tea (http://japanesefood.about.com/cs/dessertssnacks/a/greenteaice.htm) ice cream is really, really fabulous.

Red beans (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Azuki_bean) are used in sweets, so red bean ice cream (http://www.chow.com/recipes/10103) makes sense. It's not bad but it's also not fantastic. (to me).

Chopped beef ice cream sounds disgusting. I cannot believe you tried that. Although, given you're still alove, that healing factor must be good for something.