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The PTB in their infinite wisdom have decided that today shall be pancakes for breakfast day...or possibly waffles. Of course, should one be asked who these mysterious PTB are, one would have to reply that it is a matter of faith as to whether they exist or not and we should not question them in their infinite wisdom.

Nay, I say onto you, do not ask what breakfast can do for you, but what you can do for breakfast.