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Crimson Peak
Mar. 28th, 2016 11:41 pmI believe the various lessons of this movie are thus:
1. Don't marry someone you just met no matter how well he waltzes.
2. Don't marry someone after your only living family member dies in mysterious circumstances.
3. Do have lots of sex but possibly don't marry the guy afterward. (Especially if 1 or 2 happen)
4. Don't move to weirdly decrepit mansions in the middle of nowhere.
5. Beware English people giving you bizarre tasting tea, especially if you start coughing blood. Certainly don't eat the porridge.
6. When a ghost tells you to get out of the house, leave immediately.
7. Just forget about marrying anyone. It never ends well. (At least in Gothic romances)
8. Tom Hiddleston has an amazing butt, also abs.
1. Don't marry someone you just met no matter how well he waltzes.
2. Don't marry someone after your only living family member dies in mysterious circumstances.
3. Do have lots of sex but possibly don't marry the guy afterward. (Especially if 1 or 2 happen)
4. Don't move to weirdly decrepit mansions in the middle of nowhere.
5. Beware English people giving you bizarre tasting tea, especially if you start coughing blood. Certainly don't eat the porridge.
6. When a ghost tells you to get out of the house, leave immediately.
7. Just forget about marrying anyone. It never ends well. (At least in Gothic romances)
8. Tom Hiddleston has an amazing butt, also abs.
