A public announcement

[xp_wallflower]

My powers do not smell. Can we please in future avoid all mention of my powers being in any way related to 'stinking' at people or any derivative thereof.

I enjoy a joke as much as the next person but seriously people, can we not be at least a little imaginative?

Comments

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

You only say that because I kicked you in the head.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

You only kicked me in the head because I was going easy on you.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

You were only going easy on me because you're lame!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I was going easy on you because if I went full speed I'd own you in like 30 seconds.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

How am I going to learn to protect myself if you're not going full out? Not everyone is going to hold back, Kyle. You need to bring your A-game with me.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Are you sure you're Laurie and not like, Vee pretending to be Laurie?

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

I'm definitely Laurie. Vee pretending to be me would probably play with your head a lot more. Why?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I just have this like, very clear memory of you getting all butthurt over people kicking your butt.

Anyway if I'm gonna go full speed on you then I'm using my powers and that's kinda unfair. I was trying to not use them so you could pick stuff up without dealing with like, my and my crazy agility or whatever.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Well, that was then. I've grown up a bit since then.

I guess I could use my powers as well if you're using yours. But you've got issues, and I didn't want to screw with those.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

So you're not gonna go all crazy diary drama if you end up eating mat?

The only issue I have is that your powers smell like feet.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Well, I suppose I could, but it would mostly be to torment you for continuing to say me powers smell like feet.

Or, I could simply do something else...

PS: I promise I won't get butthurt, I really do need to learn.

(ninjas)

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Have you smelled feet? Your powers smell like feet.

Are you being attacked by ninjas, or are you being a ninja? Because dude, I don't trust you at ALL.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

*mwha* You'll see.