A public announcement

[xp_wallflower]

My powers do not smell. Can we please in future avoid all mention of my powers being in any way related to 'stinking' at people or any derivative thereof.

I enjoy a joke as much as the next person but seriously people, can we not be at least a little imaginative?

Comments

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Your powers smell like feet.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

You only say that because I kicked you in the head.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

You only kicked me in the head because I was going easy on you.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

You were only going easy on me because you're lame!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I was going easy on you because if I went full speed I'd own you in like 30 seconds.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

How am I going to learn to protect myself if you're not going full out? Not everyone is going to hold back, Kyle. You need to bring your A-game with me.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Are you sure you're Laurie and not like, Vee pretending to be Laurie?

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

I'm definitely Laurie. Vee pretending to be me would probably play with your head a lot more. Why?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I just have this like, very clear memory of you getting all butthurt over people kicking your butt.

Anyway if I'm gonna go full speed on you then I'm using my powers and that's kinda unfair. I was trying to not use them so you could pick stuff up without dealing with like, my and my crazy agility or whatever.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Well, that was then. I've grown up a bit since then.

I guess I could use my powers as well if you're using yours. But you've got issues, and I didn't want to screw with those.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

So you're not gonna go all crazy diary drama if you end up eating mat?

The only issue I have is that your powers smell like feet.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Well, I suppose I could, but it would mostly be to torment you for continuing to say me powers smell like feet.

Or, I could simply do something else...

PS: I promise I won't get butthurt, I really do need to learn.

(ninjas)

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Have you smelled feet? Your powers smell like feet.

Are you being attacked by ninjas, or are you being a ninja? Because dude, I don't trust you at ALL.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

*mwha* You'll see.

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

Last I checked, Peaches, pheromones are chemical signals animals smell in terms of communication and the like. Like them being able to smell fear. Humans can arguably also smell pheromones but scientists haven't agreed on anything there last I knew.

In short: pheromones clearly smell ergo your pheromone secretion thing obviously smells too, at least to the ones who can actually smell that stuff. Everyone's got body odor, you're just going to have to learn to accept it.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Which means her powers smell like feet.

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

I'll trust you on that. For all I know they smell like daisies and you're lying. You could spray her with air freshener. Maybe hang one of those tree shaped car air fresheners on her. She could smell like new leather!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Okay, sometimes feet. Sometimes sex and sometimes fear and sometimes other stuff I dunno about because hey, I got a C in psych AND a C in biology. C for See Kyle Remember None of This Shit.

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

Now that's what a quality education will get you.

I'm also mildly traumatized that Laurie ever smells like sex.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Hey, I get B's in the stuff required for my major but it's either get a B in the stuff I need and C's in the other stuff, or fail everything because I'm like, trying to do college and you know, be a hero and shit for when Keller goes off and does something dumb.

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

If you put Keller on a leash or locked him up in his kennel when you're busy you could negate a lot of the time issue that way.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I still wanna put tracking chips in people's asses. Mine included, I'm not a hypocrite here.

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

McCoy has the capability for it. Have you talked to him about shoving one in your ass?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Everyone tells me the healing factor will reject it and it'll get pushed out like what happens every single GODDAMN time I try to get an earring or something.

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

Ah, but earrings reject on normal healing people, too. It's a matter of what is easier for your body, actually. If it's easier to reject the foreign object then it'll push it out, like a surface piercing usually is. But if the easier route is to heal around it, like a lip ring, then your body will heal around it instead of trying to eject it. It's probably just a matter of figuring out how deep it would need to be planted in you and whether or not that could be done safely. If it was done sort of like a dermal anchor where you have essentially an L shaped incision and it's slipped into the little foot of the L that might make it harder to reject since your body would need to push it to the side and then out in order to follow the path of least resistance, which it's unlikely to do.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Vee, you been thinking about this a lot or something?

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

I like body mods. I once had a very fascinating conversation with a very cute girl about how she kept the sparklies in her cleavage. Also, I get bored a lot.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Hey, you get me someone who can figure out how to stick an earring in me and have it STAY I will .. uh, something. Cause seriously, one, it would look awesome and two it would piss my mom off SO HARD.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

You could get a nipple piercing?

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

What do you think Eamon and I are doing when he visits? You can only do so much sight seeing.

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

I prefer not to think of that. We've gone over how in my brain you + Ea = incest.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

*grins* True, true. But you do such a wonderful 'pained' look.

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

One day that will turn into gouging out my eyes or pouring bleach in my ear to clean out my brain.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

So if Ea and I got married and had kids, you'd be telling yourself the stork brought them?

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

I'd pretend they were adopted. You found them on the side of the road and took them in because you have a bleeding heart.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Well, I am a bit soft hearted when it comes to waifs and strays.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

If I come to work and there's an air freshener on my desk, I will totally give you that 'why are you so mean to me?' look.

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

You should prepare that look. I'm going for variety here.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

I have a variety of different looks that basically are 'Why are you so mean to me?' I might even squeeze out a few heartfelt tears.

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

I'm adding some of those Glade shade faux candle things, too.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Are they in a nice scent? I like candles.