Oh lord

[xp_wallflower]

Why does my father have to be such a LETCH! We were having a conversation about Japan and vending machines and he totally made the grossist comment ever!

I sprayed him with the plant watering bottle. He seemed to think it was the most hilarious thing in the whole entire universe. See if I get him a birthday present now.

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[x-aerial.livejournal.com]

"Grossist"?

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Grossest, as in being the most gross thing I've ever heard. :)

[x-aerial.livejournal.com]

Do you care to elaborate, or did you simply wish to cause people to attempt to make guesses on what it was that was said?

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

I must admit that there's a certain degree of amusement in making people guess.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude you can't just say this stuff and not tell us.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

It was pretty gross. You sure you want to hear it?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Did he talk about poo?

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Kyle...

Why would my father be talking to me about poo?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

You said it was gross! That's the first gross thing I could think of.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure I want to know why that is the grossest thing you can think of.

Dad mentioned something about me being able to make a fortune when I told him that they sold girl's underwear in vending machines in Japan.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude. Your dad's kind of a dirty old man.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

That's what I said. He just laughed at me. So I sprayed him with the water bottle.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

I was going to go with "smarmosaurus rex". I mean 'dirty old man' just lacks...emphasis.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude. This is an awesome game. How about Smarmastodon?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Smarmagator?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Smarmaceratops!

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Brontosmarmus?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Smarmadactyl!

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Smarmaplasm.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

What the hell kind of dinosaur is that?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

I dunno, was just going with protoplasm, or something.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Well, I guess that's fair, I gave you mastodon. Uh.

Smarmomornis

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Wasn't trying to make it some big 'last word' contest, just being goofy and making fun of Laurie's dad. ;-)

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Oh, I know, dude. I was just figuring if we were gonna go with more than just dinosaurs I could go with the demon duck of doom.

I met one once.

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

You should totally know better then to pick up a duck in a dungeon. http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-YudMz1i7o2s/TVdDcyvNcwI/AAAAAAAAAqs/PqSUnz6hlmc/s1600/duck-in-a-dungeon.jpg

[x-aerial.livejournal.com]

Why would he say something like this?

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Because he's my Dad and he thinks its funny. I don't think he knows what appropriate father and daughter conversation is. When I told him I was dating Eamon he told me where he kept the emergency condom supply in case I was at his place and needed something.

He tries, but he's not exactly been a Dad ever before. Still, it's nice to know he cares.

[x-penance.livejournal.com]

But why would people want to buy...

Oh.

Ew.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Probably best just not to think about it. :)