Twink is a pretty easy term to define because it's entirely superficial. Cute young gay guys, typically with blond hair, who club all night and get addicted to crystal meth.

But awesome . . . well, that's a pretty deep question, isn't it? I mean, there's awesome on the basic level of cool, awe-inspiring, niftiness. But then there's that real awesome, the kind that makes you go, "Holy fucking shit, that's fucking awesome," you know? And the criteria for these levels are so well defined, because what's awesome to me (Madonna, for example) may not be so awesome to you. In that case you'd be wrong, but you get my point.