Moratorium please?

[xp_wallflower]

Well, this has been an exciting few months. If people could hold off on any life threatening injuries or jaunts into odd portals for at least a few days, I’m sure the entire Medlab staff would be quite grateful.

Clint, yes, I am talking directly to you. I remember the incident with Namor, don’t think I don’t.

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[xp_submariner]

We aim to be remembered most colorfully.

[xp_wallflower]

Oh, I definitely remember you fondly, don’t worry.

[xp_darcy]

This is why you're one of my favorites.

[xp_wallflower]

If we don’t remind him to be good, how will he earn those gold stars?

[xp_darcy]

Mm, couldn't possibly comment on that.

[xp_hawkeye]

What.

[xp_wallflower]

That you don’t remember the incident with the portal just proves my point. How much sleep are you running on?

[xp_hawkeye]

Not enough, but I seem to be the only person down here monitoring this unstable fucking Einstein-Rosen bridge, so what the fuck.

[xp_wallflower]

Clint…

Would you like me to monitor the Bridge while you get at minimum 8 hours sleep right now?

[xp_hawkeye]

No, I have a cot.

[xp_wallflower]

But you’re not using it. I know you’ve just came back from a place you couldn’t rely on anyone in but you’re here now. Let someone help you, because I’m willing to give you the PowerPoint of what happens with sleep deprivation over time. You know I will.

[xp_hawkeye]

You can keep me company.

[xp_wallflower]

I’ll be right down. Don’t expect me not to at least encourage you to sleep while it’s quiet though. I am a Doctor.

[xp_cypher]

it's true

I've seen the PowerPoint.

[xp_wallflower]

I added the memes you suggested the last time I had to show it to you.

It’s much more interactive now.

[xp_cypher]

If there's one thing I never doubt, it's your ability with a slide deck.

[xp_wallflower]

I am a woman and many and varied talents.

But I do enjoy a good picture show, it is true.

[xp_topaz]

Then maybe you should try using your words and ask for help because you're not going to do anyone any good if you pass out, and if I have to leave my dark room to put a sleep spell on you I will, but I won't be happy about it

[xp_hawkeye]

I'm glad you're back safe.

[xp_topaz]

Same, but you're avoiding my point. And I did NOT trap myself there for two weeks just to risk something going sideways because you haven't slept

[xp_hawkeye]

I've got monitors set up and auto-alarms in case. I'm being careful. Lab safety.

[xp_topaz]

Good, let the nice doctor keep you company, and make sure nothing blows up between now and the next time I check my phone (in approximately twelve hours)

[xp_darcy]

If you have to leave your room after we just got you back over Barton being a complete dumbass, he's going to have much bigger problems than the lack of sleep that he literally did to himself by not asking for help.

[xp_cypher]

Dr. Grim is gonna be so proud of us for using our words and stuff lately.

PS - if I haven't made it super clear I'm really glad you're back.