Not to alarm anyone

[xp_wallflower]

So...I think someone might want to clean out their gym locker. There's a truly alarming smell coming from one of them, I just couldn't track down which one. I'm sure I heard muttering about taking revenge on the 'ugly bags of mostly water' though, so you might want to be quick before they work out how to make fire.

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[x-snowflake.livejournal.com]

Is this a hallucination thing, or do you actually suspect sentience?

Because I have a spotty record with exorcisms, that's all I'm saying.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Hey, you did fine on my uncle's Winnie, once you got the bugs worked out of your method. He e-mailed me the other week and said he hasn't had an appliance vomit green slime at him since, except for the time he forgot to put the lid on the blender when he was making kiwi dip.

[x-snowflake.livejournal.com]

You? You didn't have to hear Miss Blaire on the way home. I swear to God that woman, she can smirk without actually smirking.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

I had Lockheed throwing pretzels at the back of my head. Almost as annoying. Especially when I was trying to pay extra attention in case the gremlins left any presents behind in my car.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

More a lame attempt at humor thing. Although, whatever it was really did smell something awful. Seems to have gone now though, since I didn't smell anything but myself this morning when I was in there.

Hi, I'm Laurie by the by. I don't think I've met you yet. And now I'm interested in why you've had to do an exorcism..I always thought that stuff was just what they put on TV with all the flashy lights and soft focus on gravestones while talking in spooky voice.

[x-snowflake.livejournal.com]

Jubilee probably left it there. I'm not sure why her laundry tends to become intelligent, but there we are. Unexplained mysteries of the universe.

I'm Illyana, Kitty's roommate. Has no one given you the "Magic exists, and by the way, so do other dimensions, demons, gods, and miscellaneous supernatural phenomena" speech? I thought that'd become a beloved standard. Well, I basically grew up in a hell dimension, which I now rule over in my spare time, and I can do magic, but not much on this plane of existence anyway.

Oh, I have a mutant power too. Teleporting.