Laurie Collins

Man, not only no, but HELL NO. I've already taken plenty for a couple of teams, someone else can get shrunked. Someone who doesn't have the Kidnapped Trophy, or who hasn't had their parts eaten by a dinosaur.

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Don't you want to know what the inside of a cheerio looks like? It'll be fun!

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Dude, haven't I totally been abused enough this year?

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*ponders him* I'm not really going to shrink you, silly. Don't make me come down there and thwap you.

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Man, you shouldn't even joke about that stuff here though. We already have the amazing shrinking Jan.

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Who died and made you President of PC behaviour around here? If Jan was offended in any way, she could have spoken for herself. You're just looking for stuff to get pissy about now.

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Wow, you... man, and they call me tactless.

It wasn't about Jan, you totally missed my point, and oh, hey, FORGE AND CRYSTAL DIED YOU BINT.

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You...you complete fucking bastard. You, there's not even a God damn fucking word to describe just how out of line that was. You just wait, you little bastard. Get the hell up here now.

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Man, you know, I can't even correct you about the bastard thing. And, way to empty threat. You'd have to find me, and that's not gonna happen.

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Also, at least I HAVE two parents.

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Kyle...you complete low down, fucking coward. You better hope I never find you because if I do, you'll be wishing to God you'd never made that crack about my parents. We'll see just how well your fucking healing factors works.

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Enough to grow back about four feet of intestine when Sabretooth ripped it out of me. Threats don't work on me, unless you got something to back them up, and you aren't one of the folks here who has them.

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Really? You wanna test that theory? Right, you little bug. Since you won't come up here, I'm coming down there. We'll see who has a credible threat, won't we?

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"Down there"? Dude, I could be anywhere on the grounds and unless I had a big fucking flag and an airhorn you couldn't find me. I'm not sure you could find your butt with both hands and a map in the woods unless you were on one of the paths.

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Kyle, I don't have to come find you. I just have to wait until you get sick of hiding, or bored and come back on your own. And you're one to talk, you wouldn't even know that you had a butt if Jennie didn't tell you you had one first, Dog boy. Want I should get her to fetch you some scooby snacks?

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No, see, all I gotta do is wait until one of our teachers hauls your butt in for threatening me. I have food, I have a laptop, I have books, and I can get into and out of my room without having to go through the front door.

and don't call me dogboy.

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[Posted via Blackberry]

Hah, they'd have to touch me in order to stop me. How likely do you think that is right now, Dog boy?

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Wow, I'll get to measure this in minutes now. I figured I'd be here for a while, because it's not like you're gonna find my ass, but now, man, I bet I'll get to come back before an hour.

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[Posted via Blackberry]

Ow. You so owe Mr Marko the price of plaster on a new wall after this. And the teachers don't look like they're reading this right now. Want to examine that estimate a little more, dog boy?

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*I* owe him a piece of plaster? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Okay, first of all, I'm totally not responsible for your stupid, and second, you are not the boss of me.

I bet they're reading and laughing at you for being such a twit.

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Who'd ever want to be the boss of such a lick ass like you, dog boy? All you know how to do is take orders and get your ass kicked anyhow. How'd it feel being Sabertooth's little pet, hey?

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Stop. Now. Before I fry your blackberry.

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Not for you I wouldn't anyway.

Felt like about four feet of intestine growing back. I totally hate repeating myself, but since you've turned off your brain or whatever...

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Please to stop fighting, both of you.

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Kyle, please. That's good enough.

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See? Minutes.

I'll be good now.

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Please. I think taking a break from the journals for the evening would be good for you.

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That's good enough, both of you. Laurie, stay where you are, please. Some of us don't need to touch you to revoke your access.

Kyle, I think you should stay where you are too until you calm down.

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Fine. He's still a dog boy.

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