Laurie Collins

Dude. Except I am not like, laconic or in a band or, you know, turning into a bloodthirsty wolfman once a month and having to be locked up in a cage.

... I would totally do Alyson Hannigan though.

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Well, the wolfishness sort of thing. You've both got the short spikey hair and the air of...I am so not continuing this train of thought, as it would lead me to admitting that you're a spunk and I am so not doing that. You'd get a fat head and then I'd have to spend time trying to deflate it by talking about how you have funky toes or something.

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A what? Dude, I don't think that word means what you think it means. Also I know my toes are gross. I gotta look at them you know, like every day?

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You know, someone whose really cute. What did you think I meant when I said spunk? Oh God...Kyle Gibney! You have the dirtest mind in the history of dirty minds. Gah! That's worse then the time by the tree.

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DUDE. That's what the word means.

I thought we said we were never talking about the tree thing. Which was NOT dirty minded. I can't help it if I can tell those things.

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That you're cute or the other thing? Because the other thing is gross. Although not as gross as the tabletop game I found out about where characters have coloured whatsit.

And we are not talking about the tree. I was merely alluding to it vaguely, as one might allude to a distant long forgotten memory of something distant.

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Hey, if Kyle's toes are funky, they're funky in a cool way! I like his toes, they're cute!

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I owe myself five bucks. I knew you were gonna do that.

Also, my feet are fugly. Maybe even mufugly.

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They are not! You take that back!

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Dude. I gotta look at them every day. They are not normal looking people feet. On top of the extra-hairy and claw-y (Don't care if that wasn't a word before, it's one now), they're not normal looking.

Did I mention the hair? and the claws?

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Um, I've seen them, Kyle. I know they have hair and claws and don't look like regular human feet. Does that bother me? Hell no.

Your toes and feet are cute. Deal with it.

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I am so confused.

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You're confused and you have cute toes. I can live with that. :)

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You know, you should get him to take you somewhere while you have him confused. It's the best time to get guys to buy you things, or so the Stepford's say. I'm not sure I want to know what they've been getting guys to buy them though.

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Except it is the end of the month, and I gots nooooooo money.

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