Just so we can all stop wasting any more time

No, I do not approve of alcohol. No I will never take up drinking myself. (Or smoking, or taking drugs or having unprotected sex in some wild orgy of sex, drugs and rock and roll. Although I do like the rock and roll.)

Now I'm going to go back to studying. (Admittedly, my actual classes haven't given me much to study yet, but I like to be a bit ahead of the curve.) Please try to keep the noise down to a dull roar.

(Please refer to the above any time you might need to hear my thoughts on any particular opinion where you expect me to disapprove. As long as you're over the age of consent and aren't likely to get anyone I care about in trouble or hurt, I don't care. Although, I will say that doing it when there's a chance you may have to be somewhere important is probably the very height of stupidity.)