Wow, the things I read.
Aug. 21st, 2008 09:08 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
xp_wallflowerSex, surprising as it may seem, isn't even close to the most important thing in the world. If you're really all _that_ desperate, I'll lock you in a room and pump in pheromones. You can have all the orgasms you want. Just shut the hell up about it already. Jeeze.
