Wow, the things I read.

[xp_wallflower]

Sex, surprising as it may seem, isn't even close to the most important thing in the world. If you're really all _that_ desperate, I'll lock you in a room and pump in pheromones. You can have all the orgasms you want. Just shut the hell up about it already. Jeeze.

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[x-skin.livejournal.com]

Chill out, Laurie.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Fine.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Okay, one, where the hell do you get off telling us what to talk about and two, WHERE THE HELL DO YOU GET OFF TELLING US WHAT TO TALK ABOUT?

[x-pete.livejournal.com]

If it is OK for you to talk about your sexlife in public, it is OK for Nate, Remy, Emma, myself, or any one of a number of old people to talk about our sex lives in public. Laurie is only trying to prevent you all from mental scarring.

You should thank her, because you really don't want to hear about what Charlie did that time with two Laker girls, three industrial sized tubs of greek yoghurt and a cauliflower.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

I don't know now...I mean, Nate's married, which means he's all nosex. Remy's not so bad, Emma doing ANYTHING would not surprise me and as for you, well...James Bond got some booty so you prolly do too. And like James Bond, yours probably tries to kill you later as well.

As for Cain and whomever else, like I care?!

[x-pete.livejournal.com]

Bond was a massively damaged prick. I, on the other hand, am as well balanced as a gyroscope.

Honesty, however, compels me to admit that my current girlfriend once shot me, and on another occasion, damn near broke my jaw and one of my ribs, although I sort of deserved the second one.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but I don't care if you guys have sex. You wanna talk about it, okay, I won't read it, but it's a free country, sorta.

[x-dominion.livejournal.com]

Pete, if you start talking about your sex life, I swear I'm going to tell Vikks that you offered to listen to her talk about her most recent and failed physical relationship.

[x-pete.livejournal.com]

Then I suggest you prevent these disgusting young people from talking about all the fumblingly inept young person sex they're having.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Because I can? I didn't think I needed permission when you were so helpful in putting it out there for all to see.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Hypocrite, much? if you 'can' not need permission, I can 'not' need your approval or permission to talk about how much ass I've tapped lately.

Lemee put this into little words since that's worked so well in the past.

You're being a bitch. Stop it.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

And you're being an arsehole. Ever thought that perhaps some of us don't want to hear about how much 'ass' you've tapped lately? Or, in fact, hear it refered to in that way at all?

Nice to see you have respect for your fellow human beings, Kyle. So, how many notches have you carved into your bed so far? Or do you keep their underwear as some kind of trophy or something?

[x-bevatron.livejournal.com]

I am certainly not desperate. Besides, orgasm by pheromone sounds like it would be much like masturbation. Masturbation is nice enough for what it is, but it is not the real thing.

I much prefer the involvement of another attractive man. And before you suggest that you could simply lock myself and a young man in together, not having to try would cheapen things.

[x-pressive.livejournal.com]

PS. the only people who say this stuff are the people who aren't getting any.

So, yeah, I agree with Laurie :(

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

dude, the whole point was that Jennie wasn't getting any, and then Clarice and I were totally like "Dude, are we dating or just having a bunch of sex and playing skee-ball?" There wasn't even that much like, ZOMG TEH SEX.

[x-pressive.livejournal.com]

You're talking about having "a bunch of sex" when I'm in my first dry spell since I lost my virginity. So yes, you may stop.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

yah, I couldn've gotten all graphic. I didn't. Even I've got some sense of tact.

Dude, we should go play skeeball tongiht! And see a movie!

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

If you're really all _that_ desperate, I'll lock you in a room and pump in pheromones.

Uh.

Ew. Seriously, ew.

(And you didn't have to read it. *I* didn't read all of it, just skimmed for the more amusing and nonbrain breaking stuff. ...I didn't get to read much, actually. XD)

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Ah, the fine art of delicacy.

Learn it.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Bite me.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Oh ho ho. Sounds like someone's having a little cope failure. What'll be sweetcheeks? You gonna go see Samson on your own, or do I have to bust out the duct tape?

[x-dryad.livejournal.com]

I don't know. It's kinda important. For like continuing the species and stuff.

[x-penance.livejournal.com]

Perhaps you may want to help me with the letter I am writing to Mr MacDonald about Sri Lanka. I am wanting to tell him it was still the good thing we are there, even if we could not be stopping the soldiers from killing the people outside.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

I think I can do that. It was a good thing that we were there. Even if it didn't save everyone.

[x-aerial.livejournal.com]

No one can save everyone.