Wow, the things I read.

[xp_wallflower]

Sex, surprising as it may seem, isn't even close to the most important thing in the world. If you're really all _that_ desperate, I'll lock you in a room and pump in pheromones. You can have all the orgasms you want. Just shut the hell up about it already. Jeeze.

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[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Bite me.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Oh ho ho. Sounds like someone's having a little cope failure. What'll be sweetcheeks? You gonna go see Samson on your own, or do I have to bust out the duct tape?

I'm just fine

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

I have my regular appointment with him later this week. I don't need _you_ to tell me what I need, thank you very much.

You're not my mother, Jennie. She lives just down the road.

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[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

You know, I'm going to print that out and give it to you any time you start with the Mommying.

But that is neither here nor there. Looks like I'll have to go get the big guns...

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[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

You know what she needs? A good deep dicking.

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[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

And you need a good frontal lobotomy. I'll even volunteer to provide it. I'm sure a few taps to the skull and everything will be just ducky.

Re: I'm just fine

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

How about you try it. I'm pretty sure I can kick your ass. Actually, no, wait, I've seen your sad attempts at anything like hand to hand. You're not even worth my time.

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[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Wow, calling into question my abilities. SO MATURE! Kyle. So very...I'll continue this later. Jennie just turned up.

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[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

You threatened -me-, Laurie. You wanna imply I need a lobotomy, you come MAKE me get one.

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[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Back off Gibney. I'm handling it. Go calm the hell down before I duct tape your hands to your head.

Re: I'm just fine

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Already going outside. I give up on her, she's not worth my time in trying to explain why she's full of shit anymore.