Wow, the things I read.

[xp_wallflower]

Sex, surprising as it may seem, isn't even close to the most important thing in the world. If you're really all _that_ desperate, I'll lock you in a room and pump in pheromones. You can have all the orgasms you want. Just shut the hell up about it already. Jeeze.

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[x-skin.livejournal.com]

Chill out, Laurie.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Fine.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Okay, one, where the hell do you get off telling us what to talk about and two, WHERE THE HELL DO YOU GET OFF TELLING US WHAT TO TALK ABOUT?

[x-bevatron.livejournal.com]

I am certainly not desperate. Besides, orgasm by pheromone sounds like it would be much like masturbation. Masturbation is nice enough for what it is, but it is not the real thing.

I much prefer the involvement of another attractive man. And before you suggest that you could simply lock myself and a young man in together, not having to try would cheapen things.

[x-pressive.livejournal.com]

PS. the only people who say this stuff are the people who aren't getting any.

So, yeah, I agree with Laurie :(

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

If you're really all _that_ desperate, I'll lock you in a room and pump in pheromones.

Uh.

Ew. Seriously, ew.

(And you didn't have to read it. *I* didn't read all of it, just skimmed for the more amusing and nonbrain breaking stuff. ...I didn't get to read much, actually. XD)

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

dude, the whole point was that Jennie wasn't getting any, and then Clarice and I were totally like "Dude, are we dating or just having a bunch of sex and playing skee-ball?" There wasn't even that much like, ZOMG TEH SEX.

[x-pressive.livejournal.com]

You're talking about having "a bunch of sex" when I'm in my first dry spell since I lost my virginity. So yes, you may stop.

[x-pete.livejournal.com]

If it is OK for you to talk about your sexlife in public, it is OK for Nate, Remy, Emma, myself, or any one of a number of old people to talk about our sex lives in public. Laurie is only trying to prevent you all from mental scarring.

You should thank her, because you really don't want to hear about what Charlie did that time with two Laker girls, three industrial sized tubs of greek yoghurt and a cauliflower.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Ah, the fine art of delicacy.

Learn it.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

I have some money. want me to buy you a hooker?

[x-pressive.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I think I'll pass. Thanks for the offer . . .

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

I don't know now...I mean, Nate's married, which means he's all nosex. Remy's not so bad, Emma doing ANYTHING would not surprise me and as for you, well...James Bond got some booty so you prolly do too. And like James Bond, yours probably tries to kill you later as well.

As for Cain and whomever else, like I care?!

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

yah, I couldn've gotten all graphic. I didn't. Even I've got some sense of tact.

Dude, we should go play skeeball tongiht! And see a movie!

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

I do what I can to help people.

[x-dryad.livejournal.com]

I don't know. It's kinda important. For like continuing the species and stuff.

[x-penance.livejournal.com]

Perhaps you may want to help me with the letter I am writing to Mr MacDonald about Sri Lanka. I am wanting to tell him it was still the good thing we are there, even if we could not be stopping the soldiers from killing the people outside.

[x-pete.livejournal.com]

Bond was a massively damaged prick. I, on the other hand, am as well balanced as a gyroscope.

Honesty, however, compels me to admit that my current girlfriend once shot me, and on another occasion, damn near broke my jaw and one of my ribs, although I sort of deserved the second one.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

I think I can do that. It was a good thing that we were there. Even if it didn't save everyone.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Bite me.

Now I'm curious

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

What did you actually do to deserve it?

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Oh ho ho. Sounds like someone's having a little cope failure. What'll be sweetcheeks? You gonna go see Samson on your own, or do I have to bust out the duct tape?

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Because I can? I didn't think I needed permission when you were so helpful in putting it out there for all to see.

I'm just fine

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

I have my regular appointment with him later this week. I don't need _you_ to tell me what I need, thank you very much.

You're not my mother, Jennie. She lives just down the road.

Re: I'm just fine

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

You know, I'm going to print that out and give it to you any time you start with the Mommying.

But that is neither here nor there. Looks like I'll have to go get the big guns...