Laurie Collins

Okay, one, where the hell do you get off telling us what to talk about and two, WHERE THE HELL DO YOU GET OFF TELLING US WHAT TO TALK ABOUT?

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If it is OK for you to talk about your sexlife in public, it is OK for Nate, Remy, Emma, myself, or any one of a number of old people to talk about our sex lives in public. Laurie is only trying to prevent you all from mental scarring.

You should thank her, because you really don't want to hear about what Charlie did that time with two Laker girls, three industrial sized tubs of greek yoghurt and a cauliflower.

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I don't know now...I mean, Nate's married, which means he's all nosex. Remy's not so bad, Emma doing ANYTHING would not surprise me and as for you, well...James Bond got some booty so you prolly do too. And like James Bond, yours probably tries to kill you later as well.

As for Cain and whomever else, like I care?!

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Bond was a massively damaged prick. I, on the other hand, am as well balanced as a gyroscope.

Honesty, however, compels me to admit that my current girlfriend once shot me, and on another occasion, damn near broke my jaw and one of my ribs, although I sort of deserved the second one.

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What did you actually do to deserve it?

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Oh, you know - left the toilet seat up, forgot to buy milk, that sort of thing.

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She broke your ribs because you left the toilet seat up? Her name isn't Angelina Jolee or something, right?

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Haven't you met Dom yet? She's been at Xavier's for the last couple of weeks? Bit under five nine, dark hair, pale skin, impressive purple eyes, often found looking worried or annoyed around Nate's sick bed?

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Dom needs to kick your ass more often. If only because of your suits.

Dude, color? I mean really, secret agents now-a--days don't have to wear the black suit. If you watch Burn Notice, they wear blue and sometimes, hawaiian floral. NOT that I think you should wear hawaiian floral. Ye gods no.

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I am colourful on the inside.

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This isn't going to turn into some kind of medical joke, is it? I don't _think_ I've seen your name on a bed in Medlab like Nate has.

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I've been in Sri Lanka. But I think I've seen her about. We haven't talked.

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Yeah, I meant to say thank you for letting people know about what was going on in Sri Lanka. Sorry you got the sharp end of it.

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I would say the people that died got the sharp end of it. Being able to just walk away is a lot more then any of them could do.

Sorry, I'm not good at talking about this right now. I know I shouldn't be so prickly but it's the truth. I didn't have half as rough a time as those that were herded off into the jungle to die.

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Yeah, but I don't care if you guys have sex. You wanna talk about it, okay, I won't read it, but it's a free country, sorta.

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Pete, if you start talking about your sex life, I swear I'm going to tell Vikks that you offered to listen to her talk about her most recent and failed physical relationship.

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Then I suggest you prevent these disgusting young people from talking about all the fumblingly inept young person sex they're having.

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It would take a miracle worker to prevent these young people from talking about fumblingly inept young person sex. Or an asteroid strike. Or Magneto.

Anyone got Magneto's phone number?

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Because I can? I didn't think I needed permission when you were so helpful in putting it out there for all to see.

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Hypocrite, much? if you 'can' not need permission, I can 'not' need your approval or permission to talk about how much ass I've tapped lately.

Lemee put this into little words since that's worked so well in the past.

You're being a bitch. Stop it.

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And you're being an arsehole. Ever thought that perhaps some of us don't want to hear about how much 'ass' you've tapped lately? Or, in fact, hear it refered to in that way at all?

Nice to see you have respect for your fellow human beings, Kyle. So, how many notches have you carved into your bed so far? Or do you keep their underwear as some kind of trophy or something?

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Dude, for fuck's sake, just don't read it if it gets your panties in such a bunch to see people talking about sex.

How about you respect me enough to get that YOU do not have the authority to order me to do anything. What the hell gave you the idea that you get to tell anyone to do ANYTHING?

The only one of my 'fellow human beings' to have bitched in anything like a serious way was you, and well, you're the only one who also forgets how much I hate jokes about how I'm NOT A human being, so I think I'll just continue to think you're a bossy nag.

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And only you would think I'm ordering you to do anything. Or tell me it's not okay for me to say I'm not happy with it. If you get to do whatever you want, why shouldn't I?

You seriously do not get how that's a contradiction, do you? And whose calling you inhuman? I would think saying 'fellow human beings' would be obvious enough that I think you are one.

You dick.

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Here, I'll quote you. "Just shut the hell up about it already." That's not a request made by someone who thinks she's anyone's equal, that's a command made by someone who thinks she's better than everyone else.

See, the difference between you and me is that I know I can be a dick. Unlike you, I walk my OWN ass down to therapy and don't threaten people unless they threaten me.

Oh, and you know, I'm not a bossy bitch.

Edited Date: 2008-08-22 03:14 am (UTC)

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