Wow, the things I read.

[xp_wallflower]

Sex, surprising as it may seem, isn't even close to the most important thing in the world. If you're really all _that_ desperate, I'll lock you in a room and pump in pheromones. You can have all the orgasms you want. Just shut the hell up about it already. Jeeze.

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[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

And you're being an arsehole. Ever thought that perhaps some of us don't want to hear about how much 'ass' you've tapped lately? Or, in fact, hear it refered to in that way at all?

Nice to see you have respect for your fellow human beings, Kyle. So, how many notches have you carved into your bed so far? Or do you keep their underwear as some kind of trophy or something?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, for fuck's sake, just don't read it if it gets your panties in such a bunch to see people talking about sex.

How about you respect me enough to get that YOU do not have the authority to order me to do anything. What the hell gave you the idea that you get to tell anyone to do ANYTHING?

The only one of my 'fellow human beings' to have bitched in anything like a serious way was you, and well, you're the only one who also forgets how much I hate jokes about how I'm NOT A human being, so I think I'll just continue to think you're a bossy nag.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

And only you would think I'm ordering you to do anything. Or tell me it's not okay for me to say I'm not happy with it. If you get to do whatever you want, why shouldn't I?

You seriously do not get how that's a contradiction, do you? And whose calling you inhuman? I would think saying 'fellow human beings' would be obvious enough that I think you are one.

You dick.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Here, I'll quote you. "Just shut the hell up about it already." That's not a request made by someone who thinks she's anyone's equal, that's a command made by someone who thinks she's better than everyone else.

See, the difference between you and me is that I know I can be a dick. Unlike you, I walk my OWN ass down to therapy and don't threaten people unless they threaten me.

Oh, and you know, I'm not a bossy bitch.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

I think it would be better if you and I just didn't talk to each other for awhile, a long while.

At least, not unless it's a team thing.

I think that would be best.