Wow, the things I read.

[xp_wallflower]

Sex, surprising as it may seem, isn't even close to the most important thing in the world. If you're really all _that_ desperate, I'll lock you in a room and pump in pheromones. You can have all the orgasms you want. Just shut the hell up about it already. Jeeze.

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Picnic sounds good. I've been meaning to see if you like soft cheeses actually. I'll bring some, and the little biscuit things.