What the hell was that?

[xp_wallflower]

I'm not sure I want to know what all that banging is next door. Monet, why have you covered our bathroom with hair products? And how can one human being possibly need that many different types?

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[x-m.livejournal.com]

I brought my emergency kit. That's all.

Jesus, some people must really have substandard beauty regimes if they think this is excessive.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Emergency kit? It's more like an emergency trunk. And you only need cleanser, toner and moisteriser. What else could you possibly need?

[x-m.livejournal.com]

Oh, baby. You really are so sweet sometimes. There's the hand cream, the face cream, the deep conditioner, the hair oil because, hey, I'm flying around in a fire and do you even know what that does to your hair? Makeup, makeup remover, a straightening iron, combs...

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Obviously...how could I be so silly? I figured your hair would just eat the fire.

[x-m.livejournal.com]

I'm not even going to dignify that with a response.