Shh.

[xp_wallflower]

So, if anyone asks why the bird bath that's usually on the west lawn is now on the front one, I know nothing! It was gnomes. Really, really large gnomes.

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[x-m.livejournal.com]

Jesus, Laurie.

Can you please stop fucking around like this. I don't know if you think it's cute or endearing or what, but it's making you look like a complete and utter tool. Also, like you're some kind of moron.

The custard catapault was downright stupid, hitting Cain with the hotdogs got you what you deserve, and this latest one shows that a) you're running out of ideas and b) that you're some kind of one trick wonder who can't think of anything else to do.

Besides, you're what, 17? Shouldn't you be drinking and hooking up with nice attractive people of whichever gender turns you on, rather than acting like a retarded five year old?

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

The gnomes feel no need to explain their art to you, Monet.

[x-m.livejournal.com]

Laurie, babe, there's art and then there's ...this. Come over here to Aunty Monet and she'll sort you out, mmkay?

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

*eyes her suspiciously* You're not about to offer me candy or something are you? Because I've heard about strangers and candy.

[x-m.livejournal.com]

Candy? Of course not. I was thinking more... culture. How to dress, carry oneself, drink football players under the table. That sort of thing.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Monet, must you schedule these things for when I am buried under a pile of work and cannot join you?

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Culture sounds...interesting. Although, if this is Australian culture, I'm not sure Marius hasn't already exposed me to some of it. Is football really that important?

I sort of already know how to dress myself, have done since I was old enough to tie my own shoelaces but far be it from me to get in the way of a fashionista and an excuse to shop. Can Jan come?

As to drinking, I'm only 17. I won't be drinking till I'm 21.

[x-penance.livejournal.com]

If Laurie wants to play the prank, that is up to her, is it not? I think there have been too many people telling her how to be acting.

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

Sorry, Yvette, but if Laurie really doesn't know she's acting like a five-year-old, we wouldn't be doing her any favours by not telling her.

I don't even mean the prank. I mean this whole "I pulled this prank you may not have noticed yet but I want you to notice so I'm going to draw your attention to it and blame it on the gnomes even though you all totally know it was me" thing.

That's the five-year-old part.

[x-penance.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, Mr. Angelo, but it is not allowed to be silly? To make the joke? Everyone has been so angry and so serious lately, I am glad for the silly sometimes. I am thinking people would not be so angry all the time if they were not taking themselves so seriously.

Or perhaps I am tired of seeing people be angry at my roommate for trying to make the people laugh sometimes. Yes, it is important to be serious when you are doing the important things, but if we cannot be laughing, what is the reason for the world saving? So that people can be angry at each other all the time?

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

She moved a birdbath. I'm failing to see the part where that's so funny. Or is the gnomes the bit that's supposed to be?

Not getting that, either.

[x-penance.livejournal.com]

The gnomes part. It is like the pie in the face, yes? It does not seem so funny, and yet it is making people laugh.

Perhaps it is the sense of humour that is not the same here. I think I will go find Laurie and Angel and we can go be silly together, where we will not bother you.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

You seem to have a very strange view of how five year olds act. For one thing, I doubt they'd have the strength to move a birdbath. Two, I doubt their mother would have let them out of their sight long enough to have even contemplated it. And finally, I doubt they'd have the linguistic skills neccessary to expound on it such as I have done on this journal.

In other words, stop being such a huge grinch ,you completely tool.

[x-aerial.livejournal.com]

Laurie! Is that really necessary?

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Neccessary, no. Satisfying...hmm, hard to say. He didn't have to come into my journal and act like an ass, but I guess I didn't have to stoop and answer back either.

Mr Marko knows I'd never intentionally injure any property though. I do have respect for my elders, despite what some might think.

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

Way to miss the point on purpose, Laurie.

[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

I find the idea of gnomes frightening. I find the idea of LARGE gnomes down right heart stopping. And not in the passionate way.

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

Really? Tell me more.

[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

Hell no. You're the devil in my bestfriend's skin when you get that curious.

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

You never let me have any fun.

[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

If I gave you the reins, we would have crashed by now.

[x-cloudy.livejournal.com]

Gnomes are just disturbing in general. All those pointy hats...

[x-kaminari.livejournal.com]

~Translated from Japanese~

You know, I just don't understand you.

~Translated from Japanese~

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

It's always good to be mysterious. You doing anything this weekend? I was thinking to see if anyone wanted to go to the movies.

[x-kaminari.livejournal.com]

~Translated from Japanese~

Is there actually anything worth watching out? That I could maybe follow? No talk talk talk movies, please.

~Translated from Japanese~